So I finally got Y! messenger working for the first time in forever.

Oh my gods, I am twenty different flavors of annoyed.

First, I can't get into the Role Play chat room for an unknown reason (literally, "unknown error"). Then, I had somebody freak out at Me for being a Domme (like, you're evil, doing those awful things to people! Dude, you're in the "Hot Tub" chatroom, looking for a cam to watch or a chick to cyber with; pot, meet kettle.) But most of all, it's the fucking buzz button. I don't know where it is or why it exists, but some people use it after like five seconds without a response. What the hell? I'm supposed to be a trained monkey, answering your questions and showing you My tits because you keep pressing a damn button? Fuck off!

Also, don't insult the glasses. The glasses are sexy.

Still, I found a sweet boy who was very shy about his desires - I think I convinced him to explore things a little more, stop being scared. Also, had a bit of a madonna/whore complex. My husband and I can be exquisitely dirty, but we also enjoy cuddling, chaste blushing kisses in public, and the occasional public ass grope. And the rare bit of public sex. It's not an either/or thing, it's a yes, please thing.

And with luck, I'll be walking a cutie through the basics of sensation play in half an hour or so. On the whole, pretty fun and pretty damn annoying. I'll probably be signing in on an irregular basis a few times a week. Feel free to catch up with Me when you want (mistresschesh), just know that I'll ignore you if you aren't interesting, ban you if you're actively annoying (using the buzzer, asshole!), and you only get so much of My time for free. You gotta entertain Me or make Me happy in some fashion if you want Me to keep replying.

Good gods, fucking buzz button. What imbecile came up with that idea?