I get these kind of emails all the time, and for the most part I ignore them. For whatever reason I decided to reply to this one a moment ago and thought the result was amusing. =) The email:
Dear Goddess, I would like to serve you, but I'm afraid that I am not worthy or wealthy enough. You are the most amazing Dominant Woman I have ever laid eyes on. I see you take so much from your slaves and I'm afraid that I'd lose My entire savings to you. But I can't stop looking at your site and your pictures. I'm obsessed with you. I'm at work right now, and I should be working but I can't stop thinking about you. I don't know what to do. Please tell me what to do.
My reply:
boy, See if you can follow. I've made it really easy for your mushy little mind to comprehend. 1. You don't "lose" anything to Me - you simply give to Me what is rightfully Mine. 2. You're definitely NOT worthy. Your life ONLY has purpose IF you become My slave and please Me in said coveted position. 3. You're probably NOT wealthy enough to be of much interest to Me - however, I'll thoroughly enjoy taking everything you've got and then some. And I will get whatever I want from you. 4. What you get to do is go into the bathroom at your office and piss on yourself. You may then return to you desk and send Me $500 for that privilege.
The result:
Oh yeah, I got $900 from My birdy today too. But that's not ALL!!!!!
I also got another one of
these from him:
I'll put up the rest later.....I'm getting goodies delivered right now!!!
Tags: financial domination, tributes, gifts, slaves, hypnosis
