These gift certificates aren't even counting the THOUSANDS of dollars of stuff My little birdy buys off Amazon directly. It's hot, I know!!!! No - I'M HOT! And I don't just mean sexxxxxy. I mean
ACHINGLY GORGEOUS AND TRIUMPHANTLY BRILLIANT!
Yeah if I was you, I'd want to be Me too! The problem for you is this:
I am The Incomparable. Copy every word I write...no seriously, DO IT! How about you just call your dusty Amazon wishlist a
WANTlist or some other cute derivative of My Divine Vernacular?! I'm sure the boypigs will clear up those goodies in a blinding flash! HAHAHAHAHA! No! Try bleaching those brunette locks suicide blonde like Mine! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! They'll love you, I promise! Oh, here's a good one....take up HYPNOSIS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
No wait! I've got the
perfect solution!
Get on your dirty cock-smoking knees and grovel like the rest of the WORLD!
P.S. The secret's in the sauce!
UPDATE 3-30-08: There is really only one thing to say about this.....
Whatever Thee Goddess Wants, Thee GODDESS GETS!
Tags: Femdom Financial Domination Financial Slavery Hypnosis Mind Control