These gift certificates aren't even counting the THOUSANDS of dollars of stuff My little birdy buys off Amazon directly. It's hot, I know!!!! No - I'M HOT! And I don't just mean sexxxxxy. I mean ACHINGLY GORGEOUS AND TRIUMPHANTLY BRILLIANT!

Yeah if I was you, I'd want to be Me too! The problem for you is this:

I am The Incomparable.

Copy every word I write...no seriously, DO IT! How about you just call your dusty Amazon wishlist a WANTlist or some other cute derivative of My Divine Vernacular?! I'm sure the boypigs will clear up those goodies in a blinding flash! HAHAHAHAHA! No! Try bleaching those brunette locks suicide blonde like Mine! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! They'll love you, I promise! Oh, here's a good one....take up HYPNOSIS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

No wait! I've got the perfect solution!
 
 

Get on your dirty cock-smoking knees and grovel like the rest of the WORLD!

P.S. The secret's in the sauce!



UPDATE 3-30-08:
There is really only one thing to say about this.....


Whatever Thee Goddess Wants, Thee GODDESS GETS!

Tags: Femdom Financial Domination Financial Slavery Hypnosis Mind Control