Writing/Reading * Computer games * Philosophy * Roleplaying games * Cinema * Pop culture * Comedy * Martial Arts

Unbreakable * The Star Wars Saga * The Matrix Trilogy * The Lord of the Rings * The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly * Serenity * Clerks I & II * Batman Begins * Citizen Kane * Monty Python's Life of Brian * Godzilla: King of Monsters * Donnie Darko * Dawn of the Dead (1978) * Blade Runner * Goodbye, Lenin! * Duck Soup

Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, The Young Dubliners, Seven Nations, The Chieftains, Bad Religion, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Finntroll, Rhapsody of Fire, The Rolling Stones, System of a Down, Genitorturers, The Who, Led Zepplin, Weezer, Colin Hay, "Weird" Al Yankovich, Elton John, The Grateful Dead, Green Day

The Dark Tower, The Lord of the Rings, Ender's Game, Harry Potter, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Fear & Trembling, Nausea, The Stranger, The Plague, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Adventures of Blue Avenger, The Amazing Spider-Man, Astonishing X-Men, The Avengers, The Walking Dead, Detective Comics, Action Comics, Green Lantern

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Bondage, Creative role-playing, Corporal play, Spanking, Domestic service, Humiliation, Canes, Whips, Strap-on play, Anal play, Gloves, Corsets, Body worship, all sorts of other fun dirty things. Please ask!

Forced bisexuality, Willful ignorance, Zombies, Robots, Robot zombies, "Female Supremacy" (Group-specific supremacy in general, actually), Sexism, racism, theism...All the bad -isms.

"You are neurotic and depressed/It doesn't mean that you're sad." --- My personality is a bit scattered. Mash up A Perfect Circle's "Pet", Flogging Molly's "Seven Deadly Sins" and Peter Gabriel's "Solsbury Hill". That's a good place to start. Equal parts Roland Deschain and Eddie Dean, Mal and Wash. I'm almost intractably silly most of the time, but don't let that fool you. There is some "therioth buthineth" going on upstairs. And downstairs. Maybe in the lobby, too. --- I'm a writer by trade, fiction mostly. As such, I live a lot in other worlds. My mind will wander at the slightest provocation, and it's hard to observe anything without a story forming, though it's the rare gem that amounts to anything. Ever watch squirrels in a park? The things you can imagine...My goal is to become a published author. To write and have somebody read it. If my books sell abysmally, but connect with one person, mean something and say something to them...Well, I've succeeded. --- Sometimes I say things that people don't understand. A friend told me once if I made sense I'd probably be a scary bastard. Frankly it's the world outside that's confusing to me (and sometimes a little frightening. Cat genitalia *shudders*). I laugh at everything. There's very little that's taboo or too far for me. Chances are you won't find it. This bothers some people, I've noticed. The way I see it, you have two choices looking at the universe: You can laugh, or you can cry. I choose, more oft then naught, to laugh. Just look at the salmon life cycle...Now that's funny. --- I do have the warm, fuzzy aspects though. When you pet me I purr. I laugh a lot. I can be very affectionate. Like a little kitten, or puppy, or...or meerkat. Those things are effin' adorable. I like romantic gestures, though ya've gotta get a bit creative on a budget like mine. Student and all, you understand. Ever been dancing on a rooftop by moonlight? Have you ever had someone craft a very detailed poem about you in Elvish made entirely from Kraft macaroni and elmer's glue on the finest construction paper from Milan? --- I should probably put a bit about what I'm looking for now. If you've sat through all of this I owe at least that much. First off, if you got any of the references in the above, there's a chance we can at least be friends. Voracious readers and counter/pop-culture nerds a plus. A Woman who's not afraid to be CALLED a nerd is doubleplusgood (hey, look at that, another reference). I'm looking for somebody who has a good sense of humor, who can take a joke and maybe crack a few Herself. A sense of adventure and whimsy is good too. Somebody who'll climb trees with me in the park...or at least laugh and point while I do it. --- Want to go free all the horses at the NYPD stables? Want to sing Neil Diamond songs really really loudly while we walk down the boulevard hand in hand? Want to swing dance on a table at a bar in Startford-on-Avon? Tell me about the imaginary friend you had when you were a little girl. I wonder if yours and mine knew each other? When it comes to BDSM, I'm just as varied and flexible as my other interests; sadistic and nurturing personalities go over equally well, though I respond best to a healthy balance. Slap me and then caress the tears away...I'll melt. I especially love somebody who can giggle and laugh and smile. It's called "play" for a reason, don'tchya know? Let's be kids in a candy store together. A big, weird, perverted, leather-and-rubber filled candy store. Like if Roald Dahl wrote all his books in an underground German sex club. --- "The rain in Spain falls on the plain
There is joy and also pain
but the rain in Spain falls on the plain.

Time's a sheet, life's a stain,
All the things we know will change
and all those things remain the same,
but be ye mad or only sane
the rain in Spain falls on the plain.

We walk in love but fly in chains
And the planes in Spain fall in the rain."

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